five-dimensional smartass

cole (col) noun
a thirty something year old eldritch void.



funstyle:

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

(via raspberryhell)

ms-demeanor:

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this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

severepoison:

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Otra víctima el Chupacabra

(via probably-riley)

arikot27:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

whyenn-reader:

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

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HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

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NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

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randompajamaalt:

avatar-of-the-blank:

whyrobot:

risingflora:

idlnmclean:

art-by-kaine-shields:

modmad:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ceekari:

catgirltoes:

ceekari:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

kalanchoeblossfeldiana:

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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artistic rendition

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

  • ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T
  • humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need
  • circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point
  • tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y
  • spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

All letters of the alphabet, rendered as abominations.

New alphabet dropped!

This is not a place of honor.

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

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But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

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recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

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find an .otf of the font here

This is how new alphabets get invented.

@vague-magnus-archives

@avatar-of-the-blank it’s your official font

THIS IS MY DEFAULT FONT FOR MY PC ACTUALLY.

I’m so tempted to start genuinely writing with this

(via garbage-gremlin)

leafstem:

marinella-ela:

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

lets lay down with mama

(via skygenders)

rachelillustrates:

laughingpokemon:

duckbunny:

aropride:

aropride:

“nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life” ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i’m busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

nuclei don’t touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

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and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

(via asynca)

aflo:

10april:

good thing it didn’t freak out or anything

(via jelloapocalypse)

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

klausie:

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For the record, OP appears to be thinking of the Canon a 2 cancrizans from J.S. Bach’s Musical Offering. It’s written out as a single melody that can be played forwards, backwards, and the forwards and backwards versions can be played simultaneously in counterpoint with one another.

Either that, or they’re thinking of “Jumping Queen” by Beethoven.

(via questionable-mash)

homosexualslug:

A tweet by @bigcatburger (with the account name DJ Burger) that reads "When your buddy is lowkey unique but you still fw him." This is followed by a photo of a capybara and fennec fox standing together in a red, white and pink tiled room.ALT
A screenshot of a reply to the tweet in the first image by user @Fardpoop21 that says "Which one is the unique one?"ALT
A screenshot of a tweet replying to the reply in the second message, where user @bigcatburger, with the account name DJ Burger, replies, "We are all unique in our own ways, twin" followed by another reply by @FardPoop21 that says, "Thank you dj burger"ALT

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

cassettetapecryptid:

klapollo:

klapollo:

“I’m just a swirl” -ice cream cone who uses TikTok

easy website my ass

me when my horse named website nips my ass

(via patrik-star)

the-uncanny-dag:

feaftlikeabeaft:

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

Sister post to The Vitamin

Post by femalepope: My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency   Reblog by caracalliope: Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?ALT

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)

jkthinkythoughts:

foolhearteyes:

Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it’s not from Twitter, it’s not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, “today’s agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss.” And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of “Live, Laugh, Love” wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

(via canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit)